Audio Book Review: A Piece of Cake: a memoir by Cupcake Brown

Release Date: April 12, 2006
Publisher: Random House Audio
Format: Audio
Length: 5 hours 32 minutes
Narrator: Cupcake Brown
Genre: memoir
Buy: Audible | Kindle 


Eleven-year-old Cupcake Brown woke up on the bicentennial and found her mother still in bed. She struggled to wake her up, pushing and pulling until she managed to tug her mother's lifeless corpse onto her own small body, crushing her beneath its dead weight. After squeezing out from under her mother, Cupcake calmly walked over to the phone and called her aunt Lori. "Lori, my momma's dead."

Here is the threshold of a hell for young Cupcake. Rather than being allowed to live with the man she believed to be her father--who turns out to have been her stepfather--she is forced into a foster home where the kids were terrorized, the refrigerator padlocked, and Cupcake sexually abused. She eventually fled the house, only to find herself wandering from misadventure to misadventure in the "system," while also developing a massive appetite for drugs and alcohol, an appetite she paid for by turning tricks. She settled down in Los Angeles and found a home in the Crips, where she was taken in and befriended by gangsters like the legendary "Monster" Kody Scott. For the first time she found a family, but when Cupcake was blasted in the back with a 12-gauge shotgun, she was once more taken in by the system.

At 16, her stepfather re-enters her life and engineers an "emancipation," in which the courts declare her an adult and free her, finally, from the child welfare system. Cup takes advantage of her new freedom to start a drug-dealing operation with her stepfather, who also manages a stable of colorful prostitutes. Soon she meets a man, falls in love, and gets married. He convinces her to get a real job and learn to speak proper English--but he also abuses her and introduces her to crack cocaine. Cupcake flits from job to job, miraculously, given that she never fails to show up without some cocktail of narcotics floating in her system.

She hits rock bottom when, in desperation, she steals crack from her drug dealer. He beats her nearly to death, rapes her, and then leaves her body behind a dumpster. Cupcake wakes up days later, not sure of how she ended up in this state and from that moment begins to turn her life around. She was adopted by a lawyer who ran the law firm where she "worked," and slowly he assisted her in kicking the habit--with the help of an eccentric group of fellow addicts who became, at last, a family to her--and catching up on her education. With the support of her new family, she eventually goes all the way to law school (although not without a few additional misadventures along the way) and joins one of the top law firms in the country.


Crazy, heartbreaking memoir of a young girl who was molested by her foster family, found drugs and spiraled out of control all while still trying to be a better person.  Its amazing that Cupcake was able to become a legal secretary despite being so addicted to drugs, hold even the few jobs she had and didn't die. She was shot, beaten, and had so many close calls its amazing she was able to get clean.  Its obvious that Cupcake was brilliant just from the way she was able to overcome and reach the heights she did all while having a severe drug problem.

After hitting the lowest of the low Cupcake finds her way back and goes to law school. I'm not sure I would call this memoir uplifting but I will say it is one of hope, that despite being strongly addicted to drugs Cupcake was able to bounce back and overcome to fulfill her potential as an attorney. I've read my share of recovery books and this one tops them all.  Filled with the usual horror story there is something different about this one or maybe it was just Cupcake herself.